You know you're a child of the '80s if...

 You remember Don Johnson when he was "cool"

 You know who shot J.R
 You remember when Michael Jackson was actually considered something of a sex symbol
You practice getting in and out of your car through the windows
You owned at least one skinny leather tie.
Your first Walkman weighed 10 pounds and was the size of a brick.
You wore L.A. Gear tennis shoes.
You know the meaning of Wax on/Wax Off
You're always "in the mood for dancing"

You wore lace gloves with the fingers cut off, bangle bracelets up to your elbows, bright red
Reebok high tops and parachute pants to a school dance
You remember what Michael Jackson looked like before the surgery.
You remember the magazines of song lyrics

Have multi-colored earrings that touch your shoulders
You still wear a bandana tied around your leg and/or a ponytail off-center on the side of your

head.
You still watch things on Beta tape
If you remember Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, not Die Hard
You thought a Commodore 64 was the highest technology available
You want to be "Where Everybody Knows Your Name"

'A Different World' kicked butt